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The Science of Seduction

Martina. Chile (bet you don't know where that is). Not much going around... Mostly me minding crying and getting all sorts of feels from a bunch of fictional stuff... You should probably know I'm mad, but aren't we all?

(I was told this bit was kind of important... So.... Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Merlin, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Heroes of Olympus, Hannibal, Welcome to Night Vale, John Green, Divergent and idk. I probably missed something.

khaleesi:

cleolinda:

shialablunt:

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

his head disappears omg

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americanhighwayflower:

The idea of women faking orgasms makes me extremely sad. Don’t do that. Don’t let that dude who doesn’t know what a clitoris is think going in and out is enough. If you make him cum you deserve the same in return even if he has to go down on you for 30 minutes or some shit. Don’t inflate men’s egos even more by making them think their dick is a magic wand.

ilanawexler:

Happy 66th birthday to George R.R. Martin (September 20th, 1948).

pantslesswrock:

gunpowderandspark:

dapperhatsandfancypants:

theausterevolunteer:

oscarstardis:

stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.
He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”
The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.


I NEED TO WATCH THIS

pantslesswrock:

gunpowderandspark:

dapperhatsandfancypants:

theausterevolunteer:

oscarstardis:

stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.

He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”

The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

I NEED TO WATCH THIS

gsdpup:

my new siamese kitten came inside for the first time today

assbuttimpala:

ibelieveinthewinchesterbrothers:

shaarizad:

lettinggosthehardestpart:

thendverse:

if youre not part of the supernatural fandom you might want to reevaluate your life choices

the bodybag…

Is this… is this supernatural harlem shake?

That’s Osric in the bodybag, if you were wondering. 

and it was hIS DAY OFF BUT HE WANTED TO BE IN IT SO HE DROVE LIKE AN HOUR ON HIS FUCKING DAY OFF TO BE IN A BODY BAG ON THE GROUND I LOVE HIM

slayerdeans:

"… India Russia…" (c)

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

supernatural-who-lock:

dean putting one of the most dangerous weapons in the world into a public bathroom sink

while nonchalantly checking his phone

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

supernatural-who-lock:

dean putting one of the most dangerous weapons in the world into a public bathroom sink

while nonchalantly checking his phone

I love Oikawa and all, he's super cute and hilarious, but he is the worst senpai ever. I can't believe he woulda hit little baby prepubescent Kagayama. Thank the mangaka that Iwazumi stopped him.

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cosmolade:

asskawa:

If Kageyama was smart enough, he would have blocked Oikawa’s hand with the ball he was holding so that his hand would smack the volleyball hard enough to bounce back and hit Oikawa in the face, that would have been even better than Iwaizumi interfering.

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thelightandthedark:

A British one penny coin from 1903 defaced by the Suffragettes

thelightandthedark:

A British one penny coin from 1903 defaced by the Suffragettes

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prozdvoices:

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Nobody asked for this.

Original post and comment from tibets and ollivander

rapunzelie:

urukohai:

punk-roque:

tbh i think straight girls appreciate girls more than straight boys do

we’re the ones that have sex with them so i think that’s unlikely

1. Straight men are not the only people having sex with women
2. I got some fascinating news to tell you about the disappointing nature of most straight men in bed
3. Fucking women doesn’t mean you appreciate them as people, not in the slightest

mishasminions:

PROPER USAGE OF TWITTER

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES